Tessie You

agirltheycallkezia:

The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

tastefullyoffensive:

nucl3arw3ss3l: My mom is so mean to me.

zackisontumblr:

waiting for someone to have a crush on me
 

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HIS NAMETAG

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milesjai:

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trav-tv:

He laughs in the kangaroo one. I laugh at the kangaroo one.

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bradleyglennrichards:

I DONT GET HOW ANNOUNCERS ARE ALLOWED TO PRONOUNCE PLAYERS NAMES WRONG LIKE THAT IS YOUR JOB

doctorangel:

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

Or I could just reblog her descendent…

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

you don’t fuck with emus, mate

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shanabans:

GIFS blatantly stolen from: fwuakem & sonotapuckbunny

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

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